What if only men came to the Martini Revue?

 

No blonde babes
No happy girls
No Art Dealing mamas
No surprised looks from the woman on the fireplace
And who would be there to be amazed and interested in the bartender's explanation of infused vodka?
No Black Girls
No White Girls
No Tall Girls
Or Older Girls
And no women hanging on the arm of a silver fox, making him feel 29 again.