For the eleventh year in a row, some words about responsible drinking ....


"Ummm ... Really honey, It's only my 2nd martini"

"I'm invisible in my stealthy martini mask and headdress"

"Honey, that's just your first one right. "

"Yes, of course"

"Ohhhh ... we lost count. one martini weeny, two martini weeny"

"Boy I'm feeling a little flushed, What the heck is in this drink Santa?"

"99 bottles of wine on the wall, 99 bottles of wine, If one of those bottles should happen to get drunk, 98 bottles of wine on the wall ...."