Welcome to the
Ninth Annual Trenton Martini Revue

"Good evening.

For far too many year the Martini Revue has wandered throughout Trenton. It's about time we hard drinking Mill Hillians welcomed it back to the hood."

"You Mill Hill types are pitiful. One year in Cadwalder Heights and you're all bent out of shape."

"Bent out of Shape, stay a while and we'll show you bent out of shape"