Welcome to the
Eighth Annual Trenton Martini Revue

Good evening.

I am Mistress Michelle and these are my martini minions.

We welcome you to the 2008 Trenton Martini Revue.

Yes, we are Mistress Michelle's martini minions, the blonde division.

Welcome, yes welcome to the Martini Revue.

The Martini Revue especially welcomes all of the creative martini glass makers.

 

Is it just me or is there irony in this picture?

 

The Trenton Martini council recommends this new design .....

 

.... to welcome people to Trenton as they cross the Delaware.