Talk is cheap, but at the Martini Revue it's even cheaper


"What do you want? We're having a secret conversation here. "

"I'm telling you I put my grape pop tarts down here on one of these shelves. You know how I love my grape pop tarts. "

"Did I just say that? Tell me I didn't."


"I'm afraid you did."

"Oh for the taste of a cold martini. But drat, here I am hosting this lame awards ceremony", he lamented with a glazed far off look.