The men of the Martini Review are connoisseurs of the cocktail


"I say McCain, you say Obama. "

"You say gin, I say vodka"

The Martini Man argues about some things but the wisdom of the Martini Revue is never in dispute.

Sometimes the Martini Man wears black and sometimes white.

But no matter what, he always looks good.

"Peter, what the hell am I doing up here?"

Sometimes the Martini Man creates his own sense of style.

"We love Martini Man style."