Talk is cheap, but at the Martini Revue it's even cheaper

 

"I think we just look more thoughtful with these big ole stogies hanging out of our mouths "

"Isn't that funny, they think they look smarter with those big ole stogies in their mouths"
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"Hold on, let me explain, it's not really a social argument so much as an economic argument.

Hey, anybody got a stogie, I'm feeling the need to look smarter than I really am"

"Look honey, it's really very simple, you get your man all wound up on European art history and pretty soon ... whammo, you're vacationing in Italy every year."

"Honey, did she just say she got her husband wound up on European Art History?

Don't you think that's a bit ... strange?

Don't you think more than a few of these people are a bit strange? "

"Shhhh, I don't want anyone else to hear, but will you be a darling and fetch me another drink from the bar?"

"DON'T BE DEAF MAN, THE LADY ASKED YOU TO GET HER A DRINK. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PAY ATTENTION!"

"I think he's through talking for the night"

"It's been lovely talking to you fine people. I know that I've been terribly fascinating, but please somebody else say something ... anything."
"Well yes, I do have a wad of $5 bills, so yes I will continue my conversation. Now where was I?"