We take our martini glass art seriously
|"Excuse me sir, would you mind posing for a picture with our tuxedo glasses "|
|"They're a carefully crafted artistic ensemble couple aren't they"|
|"I call it Caged Martini Fury. Let this cocktail out and its going to open up a can of whup-ass"|
"The glass is the drink and we are the glass. The drink is us"
Editor's Note: Best prize winner
|"That's all very nice, but could we just get another martini "|