We take our martini glass art seriously

 

"Excuse me sir, would you mind posing for a picture with our tuxedo glasses "
"They're a carefully crafted artistic ensemble couple aren't they"
"I call it Caged Martini Fury. Let this cocktail out and its going to open up a can of whup-ass"

"The glass is the drink and we are the glass. The drink is us"

Editor's Note: Best prize winner

"That's all very nice, but could we just get another martini "