The first step in hosting the Martini Revue is to winnow down the martini list from 13 nominated recipes to the final 7 selected drinks.

... It's a tough job but someone's got to do it.

"If I'm going to drink 13 martinis at least I'm going to be comfortable."
'While they're out there boozing it up, I'll just be in the hot kitchen making their food. Oh no, no, don't anyone get up to help..'
"Michelle, what was that drink I just had? I'm feeling a little toasty."
"Mary Kay, what do you prefer, the Pomegranate Martini or the Mango Martini?"
With time running out, the interns were forced into service as martini tasters.
"This year's martini selections were the best ever. And I'm not just saying that."