Let's be clear about one thing, Martinis were invented by men. We shouldn't really be surprised as to the reason.

 

"Oh look Santa, I want one of those cute boys for Christmas!"
"Yeah man, just like I like 'em, two drinks down and leaning in to me for comfort."
"How sweet it is."

"I'm a butterfly. I can fly."

"Hmm, maybe not."

What the heck?