No surprise that the martinis are the stars of the party. No surprise either that our guests really appreciate them.

"This, ladies and gentlemen is a martini."
"Yeah that martini and the other 400 I've poured tonight. Geez, these people drink like fish."
"Here's to fish."
"Hmmm ... Maybe I should share the vodka."
"You share the vodka dear, but I'm drinking the Mango Martini myself!"
"I think she should have shared a bit more."