The Martini Revue crowd consists of Trenton's art sophisticates
Yep Bill, I tell you, this is the best seat in the house.
We got art, comfy carpet and cocktails for days.
|"Frank, just smile and act like you understand what you're looking at."|
|"Look straight ahead dear and maybe nobody will notice that you knocked that picture over. "|
|10,000 baby sturgeons gave their lives for this very artistic martini shaped caviar pie|