"Hi my name's Martini Barbie. I just won the Martini Glass contest at the 2002 Martini Revue!"

"Get a load of this great glass,"

"Dahling, you and your glass are adorable"

"It's not the picture folks, it's your eyes."

"We might not win the competition but we're going down drinking."
"Let me explain my glass. You see the leaves represent the changing October season. The gold represents the richness of friendship. The brown stuff in the glass represents one mighty fine time tonight honey!"
"Glass competition? I thought it was a glasses competition."
"I don't know about you guys but I'm writing down my vote for those cute 'glasses boys'?"
"I wonder if she knows that technically, she's drinking out of a wine glass?"